Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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