Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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