yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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