someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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