OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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