So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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