Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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