you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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