I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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did you just send me my own nude
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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