who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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