dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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