someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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