So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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