i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My feet surprised me
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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