unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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