If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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