Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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