that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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