I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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