Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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