Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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