and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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