Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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