You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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