I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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