this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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