You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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