And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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