dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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