Pappa wants mamma naked
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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