He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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