she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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