There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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