hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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