omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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