This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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