shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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