glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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