He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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