i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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