There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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