it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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