quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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