Im at strip club and am horny
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you traded sex for a burrito?
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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