Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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