Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I have fence marks all over my body
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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