So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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