We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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