I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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