is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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