ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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