Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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