Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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